It's Really Been a While

Another one!

Also, time for an important shout-out as there just so happens to also be another caption writer who recently made a comeback: Tehswitcher is back after a 12-month hiatus, and she's pushing out new stories at a quicker pace than I could even imagine doing. Her captions are top-notch (she was one of the biggest inspirations that got me to start captioning in the first place), so definitely go check her out at tehswitcherscaptions.blogspot.com if you haven't already!

~ TOTEM

Going to Get Better

I actually wrote this caption for Christmas last year's but didn't have the time to finish it. Luckily, there's a Christmas every year and I get another chance to publish it. Merry Christmas, happy holidays and a fantastic New Year to you and everyone you know!

There's a slight chance that I might actually start to wrtite some more captions again... We'll have to see!

~ TOTEM

The Towel

It's been a while, hasn't it?

~ TOTEM

Breaking Up

I'm quite sure you've already seen at least a dozen other writers use this picture in their captions... Well, now it's my turn!


~ TOTEM

Fucked Up

Here's some food for thought...

~ TOTEM

Speechless

A week ago, I promised you some new info about my plans. Then, I got even more busy and didn't have time to share the information. I'll come back to that when I have more time.

~ TOTEM

The Fate Had Decided Otherwise

I'll probably have to post new captions a bit more sparsely for a while, as I'm once again very busy with other stuff...

~ TOTEM

You Lucky Bastard!

Enjoy your week!

~ TOTEM

Homeless No More

A quick one.

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Whisked Away

Another post for today. Enjoy the rest of your weekend!

~ TOTEM

A Cute Baby Elephant

Enjoy!

 ~ TOTEM

Flower Truck

A quick bonus caption for today!

~ TOTEM

Start Rubbing the Mud over Your Face

Did you know that this is already my 100th caption? For this special occasion, I decided to give one of my previous captions a second chance. You see, my 87th caption - Rub It All over Your Skin - was quickly removed from deviantART right after I had posted it, apparently due to a policy violation. You can obviously still read the original one on my Blogger page. Anyway, I have now completely rewritten the story to match deviantART's requirements. So, here you go!

~ TOTEM

Time to Leave [GIF]

Another caption for today - this time an animated one! The original gif can be found here.

~ TOTEM

Jillian Jensen

This caption was requested by Michael, who kindly gifted me a three-month deviantART Core membership, making be for example able to collect your answers in several different polls. The story took me quite a while to finish, but now I'm again working on the next request!

~ TOTEM

Housekeeping

A second post for today!

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Proving a Point

I'm back... Sort of!

~ TOTEM

Then I Guess You Won't Mind If I Do This

Basicly, I wrote this caption as a way for myself to explain this a bit different format for exchange island that I had in mind. Would you be interested to see more of these Exchange Island stories where, instead of the usual random swaps, people get to choose with whom they want to swap?

~ TOTEM

Your Unique Gift [GIF]

You wished to get more captions with shapeshifters, so here you go!

~ TOTEM

A New Chance in Life [GIF]

Still remember that I also do caption series and requests every once in a while? Yeah... I'll get back to those as soon as I just have time! Meanwhile, I'll keep posting these recently finished standalone stories that I have in stash... Just be patient!

~ TOTEM