At the Worst Possible Time [GIF]

Surprise! I wrote another caption. I've had this one planned for well over a year, I even had some text ready. But when I started working on it again, it needed to be completely rewritten. And that took a lot of time. So, here you go, I guess!

It was very interesting to experiment with 1) a more sinister, even psycopathic/sosiopathic villain and 2) a much more detailed costume gun / skin suit story from the other person's perspective. The text turned out a fair bit longer than I expected, so I decided to split the story into two parts, A and B. Be sure to read them both, and in the correct order!

I've recently been contacted by quite a few of you, asking about my disappearance. As you can see, I am still here, and it very much warms my heart so see that you all still wish to see more work from me. I'm still interested in writing more captions - the only problem is time. I just have far too little of it. If I find the time for it, I'll keep writing, but I make no promises. There may very well be more stories in the future. I sure hope so. But we'll have to see.

~ TOTEM

Give Me Everything [GIF]

This story may contain SPOILERS for Star Wars: The Last Jedi. You have been warned!

Since the newest addition to the saga of the galaxy far far away has already been out for over two weeks, I find it suitable to finally publish my alternate version of the story! I know that people's thoughts about the film have been very polarized, so I'll just leave it at that. However, while watching the movie, I noticed a moment that could have taken a very interesting turn that I wanted to portray in a quick caption. Personally, I really enjoyed writing this caption and I'm sure it will provide you with some food for thought!

As you can see, Part A of this story basically repeats what already happened in the movie and the actual difference is only visible in Part B. However, I decided that it was necessary to properly introduce the situation instead of simply jumping straight into the usual action!

I'd like to hear what you think / would have thought about this plot twist!

~ TOTEM

PS: I was planning on writing a holiday-themed caption but for one reason or another, I wasn't able to make it as good as I'd have wanted it to be. We'll see if I can find a way to finish it properly...

Mother of Dragons

NOTE: This story may contain spoilers for Game of Thrones season 2!

After writing my Scooby-Doo themed multi-parter You Don't Eat Stuff That Glows, I wanted to experiment a bit more with the idea of rewriting popular scenes from different TV shows and movies.

This time, I chose Daenerys' visit to the House of the Undying from the second season finale of Game of Thrones. I'm fully aware that the scene played out very differently in the books. However, I chose to base my story on the TV version because the most of you are probably more familiar with it. You can watch the original video clip here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7VuGknEfQY

I hope you enjoy this one!

~ TOTEM

Breaking Up

I'm quite sure you've already seen at least a dozen other writers use this picture in their captions... Well, now it's my turn!


~ TOTEM

Whatever There Was Between Us

Busy, as usual... But don't worry, I have a few stories already waiting ready in the stash... ;)

~ TOTEM

The Fate Had Decided Otherwise

I'll probably have to post new captions a bit more sparsely for a while, as I'm once again very busy with other stuff...

~ TOTEM

Time to Change My Appearance

Since many of you have wished for more body suit / costume gun captions - here you go!

~ TOTEM

The Robbery - Follow-Up

Link to the original:
The Robbery

Have a nice weekend!

~ TOTEM

The Robbery

Link to the follow-up:
The Robbery - Follow-Up

I have to keep a quick break in captioning as I currently have so much other work going on. However, I'll return with RedHunterX's request in a couple of weeks.

~ TOTEM

A New Chance in Life [GIF]

Still remember that I also do caption series and requests every once in a while? Yeah... I'll get back to those as soon as I just have time! Meanwhile, I'll keep posting these recently finished standalone stories that I have in stash... Just be patient!

~ TOTEM

A Cute Top

Once again, a bit darker one. Hope you like it!

~ TOTEM

Getting Rid of the Bully

According to this poll that I had on deviantART, you want to see more costume gun captions. Well, here you go!

I'll be away from posting for a couple of days but I will read your comments and respond to them once I come back.

~ TOTEM

This Was Him Now [GIF]

So, what do you think?

~ TOTEM

Turning the Tables

Right now I'm very busy. I have gotten many messages from you guys but just haven't had the time to read them or to respond back to you. So, please be patient, I'll come back to them when I have more time.

~ TOTEM

The Photoshoot

This caption was requested by the deviantART user metrix32.

~ TOTEM

A Critical Malfunction

Time for caption number 42! Of course I had to make this one a bit more sci-fi, you know. I'd like to hear your opinion about how well I succeeded! And also, you could try to spot the little references I put into the story. ;)

~ TOTEM

Already Late

Whaaat - already my second post for today!?

People are seeing these bright flashes all around the world, and then they are mysteriously switching bodies. But it isn't anything like the Great Shift you might have read of. No, it's something a lot more random. How will the world handle this pulsating timeline?

~ TOTEM